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[talentedscavenger]

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[spellslots]

Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

[talentedscavenger]

I've never had poptarts, so I wouldn't know.

Also, are you drunk, bored, or both?

[spellslots]

I'm not drunk!

[He's a little stoned. Totally different.]

I cannot believe you haven't had poptarts they're like the easiest and shittiest meal I love them

[Taako, an Actual Chef, also eats untoasted poptarts at 3am]

[talentedscavenger]

Then how did you come up with this line of conversation? or did you a whole box of those 'poptart' things?

No? I saw them at the market, but they looked like horrible crackers with paint on them.

They're not a meal. :l

[spellslots]

I'm eating poptarts right the fuck now and you seemed like a poptarts kinda girl

[Considering she mentioned eating nothing but ramen for a while there.]

Anything is a meal if you eat enough of it :)

[talentedscavenger]

If you're that hungry, why not eat something more filling?

[Hey! She didn't know any better at the time!]

Uh-huh. But it's a healthy meal, and it'll make you feel crappy later on.

[spellslots]

I cook for a living sometimes I just wanna grab whatever outta the freezer and shove it in my mouth

It was this or cold pizza that I'm pretty sure Magnus ordered like two weeks ago and at least poptarts aren't gonna give me food poisoning

[talentedscavenger]

Then why not go for hot pockets? Those have to go to be healthier than pop tarts--and they come with different cheeses and things.

In that case....you chose the better item. I don't want to visit you in the hospital--to care for you or to break you out.

[spellslots]

[hottt pocket 🎶]

There are only two hot pocket temperatures: frozen or molten lava

Aww you'd break me out of hospital? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever offered to do for me

[talentedscavenger]

Ha, ha funny.

Isn't that why you wait for it to cool down? So it doesn't burn your tongue?

Unless you were dying, or personally asked me, yes. Come on, I'm sure there are others who would be willing to break you out, like Magnus.

[spellslots]

I feel like you're kinda missing the right circumstances for hot pockets and pop tarts which is like 3am when you're starving or 2 in the afternoon when you're stoned outta your mind with the munchies

[Neither of those times allow for waiting.]

Magnus would think it was funny that I got stuck there

[Magnus would absolutely break him out of hospital but this is hyperbole, not the truth.]

[talentedscavenger]

There hasn't been the 'right' circumstance for me to have hot pockets, pop tarts.

Why would you want to wait until 3 in the morning to eat something?

[If he was hungry, he should eat then--unless something else came up. That she could understand.]

Then he can laugh his ass off while I get you out of the hospital--if it ever came to that.

[spellslots]

I refuse to believe you've never had insomnia

[Sometimes it's just 3am and you're awake and hungry.]

Would you punch a nurse to rescue me? I gotta know how far you'll go. I'd punch a nurse for you

[talentedscavenger]

I have had insomnia, but I don't have an urge to eat at a late hour, not since coming here.

[...why are they talking about punching nurses?]

I wouldn't have to resort to punching a nurse, but if she got in the way of getting you out and keeping me from helping you get better...yes, I'd punch a nurse.

I'd also take down a doctor, if that means anything.