I feel like you're kinda missing the right circumstances for hot pockets and pop tarts which is like 3am when you're starving or 2 in the afternoon when you're stoned outta your mind with the munchies
[Neither of those times allow for waiting.]
Magnus would think it was funny that I got stuck there
[Magnus would absolutely break him out of hospital but this is hyperbole, not the truth.]
I have had insomnia, but I don't have an urge to eat at a late hour, not since coming here.
[...why are they talking about punching nurses?]
I wouldn't have to resort to punching a nurse, but if she got in the way of getting you out and keeping me from helping you get better...yes, I'd punch a nurse.
I'd also take down a doctor, if that means anything.
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Date: 2018-03-14 10:08 am (UTC)[Hey! She didn't know any better at the time!]
Uh-huh. But it's a healthy meal, and it'll make you feel crappy later on.
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Date: 2018-03-14 11:55 am (UTC)It was this or cold pizza that I'm pretty sure Magnus ordered like two weeks ago and at least poptarts aren't gonna give me food poisoning
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Date: 2018-03-14 06:12 pm (UTC)In that case....you chose the better item. I don't want to visit you in the hospital--to care for you or to break you out.
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Date: 2018-03-15 01:06 am (UTC)There are only two hot pocket temperatures: frozen or molten lava
Aww you'd break me out of hospital? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever offered to do for me
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Date: 2018-03-19 02:15 am (UTC)Isn't that why you wait for it to cool down? So it doesn't burn your tongue?
Unless you were dying, or personally asked me, yes. Come on, I'm sure there are others who would be willing to break you out, like Magnus.
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Date: 2018-03-22 04:47 am (UTC)[Neither of those times allow for waiting.]
Magnus would think it was funny that I got stuck there
[Magnus would absolutely break him out of hospital but this is hyperbole, not the truth.]
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Date: 2018-03-25 04:35 am (UTC)Why would you want to wait until 3 in the morning to eat something?
[If he was hungry, he should eat then--unless something else came up. That she could understand.]
Then he can laugh his ass off while I get you out of the hospital--if it ever came to that.
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Date: 2018-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)[Sometimes it's just 3am and you're awake and hungry.]
Would you punch a nurse to rescue me? I gotta know how far you'll go. I'd punch a nurse for you
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Date: 2018-03-29 12:33 am (UTC)[...why are they talking about punching nurses?]
I wouldn't have to resort to punching a nurse, but if she got in the way of getting you out and keeping me from helping you get better...yes, I'd punch a nurse.
I'd also take down a doctor, if that means anything.